Grandparents

I found this little blub, and it did make me chuckle so. The author children.
Enjoy.

Grandparents are a lady and man who have no children, so they like children.

Grandparents don't have anything to do except when we come to see them.

They are so old that they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the store and have lots of money for us.

They never say hurry up.

When they take us for walks they slow down to look at caterpillars and leaves and stuff.

Usually Grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes.

They all wear glasses and lose their glasses.

They can take their teeth and gums out.

When they read to us, they don't skip.

A six year-old when asked where her grandmother lived: "Oh, she lives at the airport and when we want her we just go get her. Then when we are done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."

It's funny when they bend over and you hear toots and they blame their dog.